Grandma says, "Wilson you're my pumpkin"... Wilson replies, "you're my gourd"...

Dad asking a very sleepy/grumpy Wilson if he would like some coffee... Wilson replies, "I'm already bitter..."

In reference to Science:
"I really want there to be mystery. It adds excitement to an otherwise dull life..."

"I have a theory... Grumpy Cat and Garfield are cousins..."

"Girls were created to be beautiful... They do not need external modifications..."

Improper grammar is comedic gold...

"mommmm... I understand that there is give and take in conversations... But quite frankly... I like to hear myself talk..."

"for every molecule of gravy you add to something... It becomes 50 percent tastier..."

"The hexagon is my favorite shape. Anyone who doesn't like it is a hexahater."

On the vegetable "leek"... It's one of the most respected vegetables... It needs little... But broccoli needs dips to make it possible to eat...

"you can't just tell me to have fun... You're not in charge of my emotions!!!"

Reading YE Olde English makes you more sophisticated...

Progress is a complicated thing - it can make some things easier and some things harder

"mom, you are WEIRD, but in a delightful way."

Me: "well Disney is the happiest place on earth...". Wilson: "mom, the happiest place on earth is right next to you."... Lookout ladies, he's smooth:)

"geeks can apply, nerds just aren't fly"

Something about the sound of Stephen Hawkings voice gives me a feeling of invulnerability

In response to mom inquiring about how his day was in middle school... "I managed to survive today, can't we just be happy with that?"

"the good thing about reading is it doesn't run out of batteries"

While watching Return of the Jedi "strangely, the Ewok's look cuddly"