"geeks can apply, nerds just aren't fly"

Something about the sound of Stephen Hawkings voice gives me a feeling of invulnerability

In response to mom inquiring about how his day was in middle school... "I managed to survive today, can't we just be happy with that?"

"the good thing about reading is it doesn't run out of batteries"

While watching Return of the Jedi "strangely, the Ewok's look cuddly"

"How awesome your weekend was is directly proportional to how bad your Monday will be..."

We are in line waiting for a bus and a little girl says "swipey no swipey!". Wilson says to his sister, "THIS is what Dora does to little girl's brains!"