"you can't just tell me to have fun... You're not in charge of my emotions!!!"

Reading YE Olde English makes you more sophisticated...

Progress is a complicated thing - it can make some things easier and some things harder

"mom, you are WEIRD, but in a delightful way."

Me: "well Disney is the happiest place on earth...". Wilson: "mom, the happiest place on earth is right next to you."... Lookout ladies, he's smooth:)

"geeks can apply, nerds just aren't fly"

Something about the sound of Stephen Hawkings voice gives me a feeling of invulnerability