"for every molecule of gravy you add to something... It becomes 50 percent tastier..."

"The hexagon is my favorite shape. Anyone who doesn't like it is a hexahater."

On the vegetable "leek"... It's one of the most respected vegetables... It needs little... But broccoli needs dips to make it possible to eat...

"you can't just tell me to have fun... You're not in charge of my emotions!!!"

Reading YE Olde English makes you more sophisticated...

Progress is a complicated thing - it can make some things easier and some things harder

"mom, you are WEIRD, but in a delightful way."